Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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