If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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