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  • 74 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 3:11pm

    U should have danced for him.

  • 71 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 6:53pm

    This is a really dumb text.

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:19pm

    Just wants to taste your fruit...

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:02pm

    I want to be your neighbor. Lol

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:09pm

    I was in the fridge and this guy came into the kitchen looking for me. He ate me, and then he looks over and notices his male neighbor is staring at him.

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:11pm

    I love being the neighbor in this story

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:54pm

    was in looking at you as if he wanted to gag? Or admiring you?

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:06pm

    Gotta love Chicago Apartment living

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 14, 11 at 10:22am

    Gotta be a female.. Men don't eat fruit.

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:34pm

    I find it hilarious how everyone assumes instinctively that the OP here is female.

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:04am

    I want to kno if this is a chick or a dude, cuz one story is attractive, the other... I could live without thinking about...