Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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