They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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