Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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