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  • Submitted by DiddleMyLoins on Jul 19, 12 at 3:28pm

    I'm here to read funny texts not judge people for their choices in life.

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 19, 12 at 9:08pm

    That word, "straight", it does not mean what those guys he keep taking home think it means.

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    Submitted by satanslilhelper on Jul 19, 12 at 2:35pm

    -insert repetitious homophobic comments now-

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      Submitted by R_Shackleford on Jul 19, 12 at 3:21pm

      Fa gs are gross, its a shame very little is being done to cure their illness.

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        Submitted by porksword on Jul 19, 12 at 4:39pm

        @R, I'm straight and I'd love to drop my balls in your mouth.

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          Submitted by souljehr on Jul 19, 12 at 5:07pm

          doesn't sound straight to me...

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            Submitted by porksword on Jul 19, 12 at 7:14pm

            Call it what you want now that don't ask don't tell is over, right soldier pillow biter?

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              Submitted by ck24 on Jul 20, 12 at 1:10pm

              @pork, bro I have talked to several friends in different branches of the armed forces and they all hate that homos can now be open with their shit, shit, it just shows how fucking shitty America has become under Obama

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                Submitted by erisblake on Jul 21, 12 at 12:55pm

                No it shows that americans are still prejudiced and racist and horrid.

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              Submitted by souljehr on Jul 20, 12 at 5:48pm

              i'm not in the military... and what does that have to do with don't ask don't tell? ur desire to put ur balls in someone else's mouth is pretty .... (I think you know what word i used)

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        Submitted by SantasBabyN on Jul 20, 12 at 9:07am

        it's a shame very little is being done to cure yours

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          Submitted by grendelsmother on Jul 20, 12 at 5:45pm

          If I could give this a thumbs-up I would. Bigots are gross.

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      Submitted by ck24 on Jul 20, 12 at 1:03pm

      Do all fags walk like they have a dick up their ass?

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    Submitted by CajeKraze on Jul 19, 12 at 3:00pm

    This just perpetuates the myth that straight people can be "turned." These guys are either curious or closeted. Homophobes are afraid that they could be turned if a silver tongued guy comes on (to) them because of stories like this.

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    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Jul 20, 12 at 2:12am

    It's official, I'm in love with Porksword.

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    Submitted by grendelsmother on Jul 20, 12 at 5:52pm

    "Hello, I'm Captain Jack Harkness. And who are YOU?"

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jul 20, 12 at 4:42am

    Trolling. Trolling. Trolling. Shack thinks because his daddy diddled his dandelion when he was a dapper young dude that his gayness is an illness.

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    Submitted by armchairguru on Jul 21, 12 at 12:45am

    haters are so big and bad from behind their silly little screen names and are always pwned hard. Hard like the the dicks their closeted assholes crave.

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    Submitted by karate1974 on Jul 20, 12 at 12:20am

    They give the best head just close ur eyes

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    Submitted by BluEyez71 on Jul 20, 12 at 9:42am

    Oh my God!!! I totally want to punch R_Shack right in the throat.... Repeatedly.

  • Submitted by R_Shackleford on Jul 19, 12 at 3:20pm

    If he's taking home actual straight guys, then he is playing on drugged r ape mode, not legendary.

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      Submitted by souljehr on Jul 19, 12 at 5:11pm

      haha, 5 guys don't appreciative you calling them out on their rufinol pick up strategy

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      Submitted by ck24 on Jul 20, 12 at 1:07pm

      I bet if anyone got in a fight with a homo for w/e reason a... you would not only get busted for fighting, but a goddamn hate crime

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    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Dec 5, 13 at 4:11am

    They're not straight then.