she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Can I color on your dick again?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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