Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You took a bar mat shot.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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