Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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