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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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