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  • Submitted by MechanicalDoll on Jun 30, 10 at 12:24pm

    He must have really been trying to consume the vag if he really, seriously managed to get rug burn on his nose. I can only imagine how awful he was, I'm sorry OP.

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 30, 10 at 12:23pm

    k now pretend that little razor in your bathroom is an airplane and land the shit ten to twelve times.. or more to reduce stubble.

  • Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 30, 10 at 3:58pm

    It's not possible to land in a jungle

  • Submitted by sarahjay on Jun 30, 10 at 11:47am

    This is not like 1998. Shave the whole thing

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      Submitted by tennisgirl on Jun 30, 10 at 9:12pm

      Believe it or not, some guys actually like a little hair. Helps deter from that whole "rat/axe wound" look. At least my BF thinks so.\n\nBesides, OP can't help the fact that her fuck buddy is horrible at oral.

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        Submitted by intangiblemango on Jul 4, 10 at 5:27pm

        This is also not 1968. Thus, women have a right to their own bodies and can decide if they want a damn landing strip for themselves.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 14, 12 at 10:54pm

      See, the thing is, some guys don't like forcing their girlfriends to do things they don't do (such as grooming their vulvas to look prepubescent)... so, there's that.

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:05pm

    ... Rough pubes... Poor guy, who would like that?.. And at work! "hey, what happened to your nose?"

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    Submitted by holdmyjunk on Jun 30, 10 at 12:17pm

    I believe that's actually called herpes... It's spreading to his nose now

  • Submitted by marcmedic on Jun 30, 10 at 11:44am

    Shave it!

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    Submitted by RazzleRack on Jun 30, 10 at 5:09pm

    How rough do your pubes have to be to give rug burn. That's kinda sick.

  • 64 69
    Submitted by claralea on Jul 2, 10 at 10:07pm

    for all the "shave it all" folks, do you like 12 year olds too??

  • 76 96
    Submitted by TurtleLover on Jun 30, 10 at 2:05pm

    I like turtles

  • Submitted by cousin on Jun 30, 10 at 11:38am

    how rude of you not waxing it all off...

  • 60 72
    Submitted by tylaaw72 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:20am

    Ouchh.

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 30, 10 at 12:26pm

    These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Thom on Jun 30, 10 at 11:51am

    Crash and burn

  • 61 79
    Submitted by emmyhalli on Jul 1, 10 at 12:36pm

    grooming is supposed to prevent those kinds of injuries, not lead to them. This is why we take it all off ladies!

  • 65 89
    Submitted by metal_legend on Jul 3, 10 at 3:49am

    just 69 and you won't have to worry about that shit

  • 55 73
    Submitted by jules4 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:34am

    Marsho ftw... Absolutley

  • 56 78
    Submitted by saltTHEwound on Jun 30, 10 at 8:04pm

    uhm thanks Sarah I agree what the fuck shave it your not a porn star

  • 56 80
    Submitted by fister13f on Jun 30, 10 at 11:57am

    I am not amused. Actually that's kinda funny

  • 53 76
    Submitted by CAAF on Jul 1, 10 at 2:21pm

    Dude should learn how to eat pussy

  • 55 80
    Submitted by kcsc6 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:22pm

    Hahahahaha that's siiiickk

  • 56 91
    Submitted by rossturner on Jun 30, 10 at 11:38am

    Jesus....

  • 57 93
    Submitted by jenjendenise on Jun 30, 10 at 11:37am

    Hahahahahaha poor guy. O well lol hahahaha

  • 36 54
    Submitted by jammastafresh03 on Jul 10, 10 at 1:02am

    Fail!!

  • 42 67
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 1, 10 at 12:55pm

    kinky.

  • Submitted by gonzo420 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:56am

    yeah, shave it. alllllllll of it.

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 26, 12 at 8:25am

    Anyone saying no hair makes you look like a 12 year old is just too lazy to shave/ wax. Shave it all, in order to prevent things like carpet burn ^^

  • Submitted by robot406 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:28pm

    Damn. That's fucked but hey pussy is pussy as long as it's a fine pussy!

  • Submitted by ntothe3rd on Jun 30, 10 at 1:02pm

    this is fucking halrouis

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    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Jul 2, 10 at 1:42am

    That's typically a sign that you gotta ditch the brillo pad.

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    Submitted by mr_Mann on May 30, 11 at 4:33am

    If there's grass on the field plaaaaaaay ball:)