guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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