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  • Submitted by MrVulgaris on Dec 13, 10 at 6:12pm

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me gonorrhea.

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      Submitted by emmykb on Dec 13, 10 at 11:32pm

      and a new addition to my family

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      Submitted by Purple_Ducky on Dec 14, 10 at 8:19am

      FIIIIVVVVVE NUVA RINGS!

  • Submitted by stantheman on Dec 13, 10 at 9:50pm

    Santa doesn't bring presents to filthy little whores. Too much dick, no St. Nick.

  • Submitted by Nasty on Dec 13, 10 at 10:00pm

    Up next on ABC Family.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 10 at 4:24pm

    Why does fake worthless crap like this get on here?

  • Submitted by Michguy on Dec 13, 10 at 5:55pm

    Probably with a dildo. Silly fat girls.

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    Submitted by colleen69 on Dec 13, 10 at 4:31pm

    Sounds like my kind of break!

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    Submitted by creepmaster90 on Dec 13, 10 at 5:49pm

    That beats my christmas... Can I come home with you for break?!

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 13, 10 at 7:03pm

    Someone is missing her high school bad boy that didn't go to college. Bet this guy now throws a hammer at work during the day just to throw his own hammer at night.

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    Submitted by niceman on Dec 14, 10 at 10:37am

    Orgasms are quite marvelous.

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    Submitted by The_Pig on Dec 13, 10 at 9:03pm

    @bosox0408: I want you to go home, and find two objects: a reed-prince screwdriver and a rip claw hammer. Now, place the hammer into your ear canal and hammer it in until you pass out. Then, when you wake up, repeat without removing it. Kthnxbai :)

  • Submitted by rickscottisfired on Dec 13, 10 at 10:43pm

    Lol at osama. Nice

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    Submitted by spencey on Dec 14, 10 at 2:48am

    And on the fourth day of Christmas some random drunk stander gave to me...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 10 at 7:18pm

    Always bring tequila !! -SeƱor poon

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    Submitted by Osama_bin_laden on Dec 13, 10 at 10:01pm

    I got you guys good.

  • Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Dec 14, 10 at 12:56am

    Panty dropper. Check the douche of the month. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com/

  • Submitted by caligirl69 on Dec 13, 10 at 9:20pm

    http://www.facebook.com/christenharper rate me hot or not ;) i love tfln!

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      Submitted by 1n1_4now on Dec 13, 10 at 9:48pm

      Hotness confirmed.

  • Submitted by Misssbarry on Dec 14, 10 at 2:58am

    Check this site out everyone http://cartoonpornvalley.com/

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Dec 13, 10 at 6:08pm

    It's funny because there saying there going to have sex

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      Submitted by jimmyboy on Dec 13, 10 at 8:11pm

      Engrish. Not a hard concept.