Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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