How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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