I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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