I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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