my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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