Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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