never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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