Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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