Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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