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  • Submitted by creepshades on Jul 29, 12 at 2:47pm

    shame on you for only getting a handjob

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    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 30, 12 at 2:48am

    I am so sorry, not just for the horrifying experience but for the fact that you still get handjobs.

  • Submitted by Linetrash on Jul 29, 12 at 2:21pm

    Tell her to turn her rings outward first??

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    Submitted by badazzstunna on Jul 29, 12 at 2:37pm

    Tell her to spit on it next time

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    Submitted by Michfan69 on Jul 29, 12 at 7:15pm

    What are you in high school still, who gets handjobs.

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    Submitted by nitro420 on Jul 29, 12 at 10:35pm

    Dude do girls really not get there needs to be some lubricant, spit, even, to stroke a dude's unit?

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 29, 12 at 2:24pm

    Ouch. Well, console yourself with the fact that your penis has lots of blood flow and the injury should heal quickly.

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    Submitted by turbopatches on Jul 30, 12 at 1:11am

    Are you 12? Who the fuck even wants a hand job from anyone other than themselves. Girls suck at it. All of them.

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jul 30, 12 at 12:55pm

    If you thought it hurt before, wait til you peel that thing off.

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    Submitted by turbopatches on Jul 30, 12 at 1:14am

    And do you mean literally, as in for real literally? Or are you using it like every other moron who says "literally" every other damn sentence.

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    Submitted by sunny1370 on Jul 29, 12 at 3:55pm

    I'll make ur cuts go away ;)

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      Submitted by plygtr85 on Jul 29, 12 at 9:37pm

      magic penis healer?

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    Submitted by cowbro on Jul 30, 12 at 2:53am

    Or how good she is at revenge.

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    Submitted by krazybobblehead on Jul 31, 12 at 12:02am

    I know a guy that prefers handjobs over blowjobs any day if the week.

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    Submitted by kid_cudi on Jul 30, 12 at 10:43am


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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 22, 13 at 8:26pm

    Must have been that handfull of sand she told you would feel good!