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  • 83 42
    Submitted by creepshades on Jul 29, 12 at 2:47pm
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    shame on you for only getting a handjob

  • 72 44
    Submitted by badazzstunna on Jul 29, 12 at 2:37pm
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    Tell her to spit on it next time

  • 78 58
    Submitted by Linetrash on Jul 29, 12 at 2:21pm
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    Tell her to turn her rings outward first??

  • 60 36
    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 30, 12 at 2:48am
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    I am so sorry, not just for the horrifying experience but for the fact that you still get handjobs.

  • 63 50
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 29, 12 at 2:24pm
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    Ouch. Well, console yourself with the fact that your penis has lots of blood flow and the injury should heal quickly.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by turbopatches on Jul 30, 12 at 1:11am
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    Are you 12? Who the fuck even wants a hand job from anyone other than themselves. Girls suck at it. All of them.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Michfan69 on Jul 29, 12 at 7:15pm
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    What are you in high school still, who gets handjobs.

  • 48 42
    Submitted by nitro420 on Jul 29, 12 at 10:35pm
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    Dude do girls really not get there needs to be some lubricant, spit, even, to stroke a dude's unit?

  • 47 41
    Submitted by turbopatches on Jul 30, 12 at 1:14am
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    And do you mean literally, as in for real literally? Or are you using it like every other moron who says "literally" every other damn sentence.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jul 30, 12 at 12:55pm
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    If you thought it hurt before, wait til you peel that thing off.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by sunny1370 on Jul 29, 12 at 3:55pm
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    I'll make ur cuts go away ;)

    • 44 44
      Submitted by plygtr85 on Jul 29, 12 at 9:37pm
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      magic penis healer?

  • 43 49
    Submitted by cowbro on Jul 30, 12 at 2:53am
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    Or how good she is at revenge.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by krazybobblehead on Jul 31, 12 at 12:02am
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    I know a guy that prefers handjobs over blowjobs any day if the week.

  • 36 39
    Submitted by kid_cudi on Jul 30, 12 at 10:43am
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    Catwoman?