He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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