you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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