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  • 75 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:13pm
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    Dude maybe I'm crazy but a guy kissin a my ear turns me on way more than a guy going down on me

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:15pm
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    M O $ M O :(

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:58am
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    Guys... I just pulled a freakishly huge chunk of earwax out of my right ear. But the left one has nothing. This is a little concerning, considering I leave my bedroom door open.

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:35am
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    Don't question your attraction sexy

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:51pm
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    IT'S TIME TO MAKE PEEPERS

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:26am
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    1255 fuck the fck off den i thot we had sumthin

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:06am
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    This made my dick hard..And I'm a girl

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:52pm
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    Omg 13 urrrsoooo hawt

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:05pm
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    Actually, you should drink more often. By doing so, you prevented the horror of Red Wings.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:09am
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    Go gdick it's ya birfday

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:19am
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    It's so fuckln fun it's like being at a secks buffet

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:35am
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    Luh u big tone big ups dis season is 4 u

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:17am
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    She's taken it hard in the fart box before... That's a fer sure

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:37am
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    3:56, 1:58 here. I suggest masturbation.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:55am
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    12:35 Im a girl and not lesbian thankss

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:32am
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    BIG TONE IS DAT U ?!!

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:44am
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    Ya, she has deffinatly taken it in the chili ring for sure.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:42am
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    Ugh, this isn't even funny. And you're right there's too many you got so drunk then I decidedto text you to tell you how drunk you were.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:07am
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    When I can't feel you... I'm not Alright. I'm not Alright, I'm not Alright...

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:21pm
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    I also have a 5 inch erect penis

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:29am
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    Hahah u laughin at me cutie

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:42am
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    Ooommh noooo sauuy tell me mire

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:19pm
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  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:47am
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    she did save someone from getting a nasty fuckin suprise

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:12am
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    As a guy, i would have to say periods are probably the most disgusting thing EVER. Even if theres a fire.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:14am
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    that's great what's it like being a hermaphodite

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:38pm
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    Oh thats not funny. So shut the fuck up Jeff.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:56am
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    158... O just threw a cupcake out my window but my pet fish died. Then I watched tv. What should I do?

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:47am
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    Should've had him eat it out of your ass--especially if it was a chocolate Kiss!!

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:01pm
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    True dat First!!! -WolfWood

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:07am
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    Oh Joy! ANOTHER "you were so drunk you did this, but conveniently I decided to text you about how drunk you were!" post. At least mix it up.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:02am
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    Don't periods taste like candy?????

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:05am
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    I L IKE IT IN THE POOP CHUTE

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:21pm
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    Oh, I get it! It's funny because she was intoxicated and some almost undeterminable crazy events happened! -Jeff

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:47am
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    Charles Rutherford wants you to hold his beer while he fucks your girlfriend!

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:41am
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    I'm 11 and I have a 14 in P.s. Toilet water is really cold in case you didn't know

  • 9 18
    Submitted by Nero905 on Feb 17, 12 at 5:04pm
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    A real pirate also sails the red sea.

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:52pm
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    I'm 13 and I gotta 5 in