dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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