i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It's rum buckets o'clock
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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