i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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