There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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