Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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