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  • 89 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:35am

    11:34 bitches cheat too

  • 81 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:47am

    11:40- the man. He should not be driving in the kitchen. 11:44- but then she'll say why you delete everything. What dont you want me to see???? Theres no way around it. Just dont cheat.

  • 88 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:34am

    If men weren't cheating pieces of shit u wouldn't have this problem. Try being faithful for a change

  • 61 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:16pm

    Immature jerks idolize it when assholes like Tiger Woods cheat on thier women. What's to idolize? Cheaters are cowards and little boys who are so insecure they need thier little exploits to feel like men. They don't have the emotional maturity to deliver in ONE relationship at a time. When you meet a guy like this, run as fast as you can. These things don't change.

  • 52 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:10pm

    sorry 1259(1) already taken

  • 54 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:32pm

    news for the OP; Women have been doing that for years. Tiger just didn't get the memo about deleting shit.

  • 55 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:07pm

    If any bitch grabbed my phone the next thing she'd be grabbing is the door knob as I kick her lousy ass out of my life.

  • 52 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:46am

    Tiger new name chita

  • 48 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 1:47am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA 9:22, I'm a chick, but you are my hero. Lmao.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:31pm

    "bitch put my phone down and shut the fuck up"

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:36am

    You fucked it up for yourself, idiot.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:04pm

    Keep telling yourself that, 2:02

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:48am

    @11:37 Some girls are just just plain bitches, some are that way cus guys can't keep thier dicks to one chick!! Seriously, gonna cheat, just dump the girl. ID rather be dump than cheated on. Less mess

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:00pm

    11:54 is right. Before she met Tiger, Elin was working as a fucking au paire changing shitty diapers and wiping asses and noses. Without getting picked up by a guy like Tiger what chance would she ever have to live in a mansion in Florida?

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:42pm

    I agree with 1:29. End the relationship. Telling everyone else, including the one you're cheating with, that you are going to end the original relationship is NOT the same thing as ending it.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:25pm

    Okay children. Go read this weeks Savage love and learn how to handle yourself in adult relationships.

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:43pm

    omg every1 was still cheating before this tiger woods thing i mean its nt like everyone started cheating on each other the second he did it

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:44am

    I got one thing to say. Delet the shit and there is nuttin for her to question.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:02pm

    Being a boyfriend doesn't require signing a contract to keep your dick from roaming. If you are married...then you have that type of contract. That's why I will never get married and I tell my friends never to get married. Marriage offers NOTHING to a guy. Just don't get married and there will be no cheating issues

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:06pm

    before you get married you get all the pussy you want. after you get married you are limited to one pussy. why is that a good deal?

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:25pm

    You cheating pieces of shit are fucking it up for us honest nonmonogamous people. Instead of being mature about the possibility of opening the relationship up, you run around like spoiled children. And you damn hypocrites would get super pissed if your significant other was banging some strange on the side.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:16pm

    7:25, good call. This week's Dan Savage article needs to be read by any girl who has been played the fool . Any vindictive bitches who see themselves being dumped out of a cheating triangle and "cheating piece of shit " guys - as dan savage calls them - might learn something too. But not much hope they will.

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:13pm

    u need to drop that loser its none of her business wut u be texting, sure i get curious but i dont get psycho like that. unneccesary.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:36am

    Not clever or funny. Fail.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:07pm

    hahaha you wanna know whats sooo funny is that you guys are all talking shit about eachother on tfln. you guys are never going to meet so shutup you look fucking stupid hahah it makes me laugh.

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:53pm

    I have a idea don't do shit you don't want to deal with the consequences on. If you have a snoopy untrusting bitch as a gf it is prolly a shitty relationship anyway, with you being a cheating scum bag and her being a nosey bitch. It is prolly better she find out and you both move on

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:24am

    Here's an idea: how about you just don't cheat?

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:50pm

    523 I wish u would try that shit with me b cause u would have to go to sleep sometime friend n then it's on!

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:47pm

    A woman cheats and she's a whore. A man cheats and he's the envy of his moronic buddies.

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:06pm

    God I love when people get trolled by that one. Kudos 11:52

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:55pm

    One day, all of you that are high fiving like morons about this cheating shit, will fall in love, get cheated on, and dumped because you're such backwards idiots. It probably hasn't happened yet because any intelligent woman can see through your empty bravado and wouldn't touch you with a stick. I hope all of your hearts (in reference to the all laughing hyenas who are bragging about cheating) get your hearts and dick stepped on by your lady's stiletto and thrown in the dumpster.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:53pm

    Don't settle for picture perfect relationships in the first place. Why not wait for the person you are super attracted to. Tiger seemed like he wanted a double life. Why not just be a player if thats what he is... be who you are. Its ok to enjoy being single... Nike agrees! Just do it!

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:44am

    Haha, that's hilarious! Typical woman! If she could make a sandwich then maybe she wouldn't get cheated on!

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:04pm

    Password locked my iPhone, change the passowrd every week. If she asks why it's locked, I tell her that if it gets stolen that no one will see the nudies of her. She bought it.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:18pm

    I must have missed this story about Tiger...

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:18pm

    ... It's called delete, numbers, names, or texts. All works...

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:02pm

    If she has any brains in that blond head she should suck off that celebrity tit as long as possible. When she married him, she whored herself out to $$$. All she would be doing is working as a whore for a longer time

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:30am

    Awesome fucking text!

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:15pm

    11:47 - If you always delete everything from the beginning of a relationship, then there won't be anything to question. Just blame your need to delete everything all the time on your OCD.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:16pm

    I agree with 3:25. There are other ways than monogamy to have relationships, but the ethical thing is for all involved to be aware. If you're in a closed relationship but want something "extra," then discuss opening the relationship. No big thing. Monogamy is just one way; it's not the only way.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:09pm

    What is the difference between a BMW and a golfball? Tiger can drive one of them

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:22pm

    8:55 literally had her period all over the place. My Iphone is dripping blood. Gawd. Don't take shit so seriously.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:54am

    When a man brings up the kind of bacon Tiger does, he's absolutely entitled to a slice of strange every now and again. She should be bringing him women as thanks for providing her a giant house and wonderful life, merely for his ability to play a game. He should keep it on the down low so as not to embarrass her, of course. And the mistress should know her place, too. Like Chris Rock said, a man is only as faithful as his options, and near billionaire has got some options, chickies.

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:02pm

    I'm from the 703 :):)

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:21pm

    Hey, 3:06, the good part is that you know enough about yourself not to get married. And good luck on that self esteem problem of yours.

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 6:21am

    Wow 8:55 calm the fuck down, fuckin psychopath

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:44pm

    Do all men really think like the ignorant assholes who have posted on this? "Superior" Gender FTW!!!! All of you idiots are going to end up alone for the rest of your life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:37am

    bitches should stay in the goddamn kitchen and stop bitchin and make men sandwiches and bring us beer...fuckin women

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:55pm

    grab a golf club and shove it up her suspicious cunt

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:14pm

    Why would 12:53 (2) have a stick up her ass? She just has some self control and states the truth. People are so selfish.

  • 26 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:31pm

    8:55 you are amazing. There's no excuse for cheating and not a punishment great enough.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:41pm

    to 11:37 and 12:37. You backwards idiots belong in the cave man era. Ni self respecting woman in her right mind would want to make a sandwich let alone BE with a douch like you people. And the ones that do, well I truly pity them. Either they are stupid or have no self esteem, both are sad. You two are losers, go make ME a sandwich, join the 21st century and shut the fuck up with your chauvinistic, Neanderthalic spouting. Lazy loser.

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:51pm

    1247 If you seriously takes the trolls seriously maybe you deserve to be cheated on

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:40am

    If a man runs over a woman with a car, whos at fault for the accident?

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:01pm

    Now she's got 2 kids, a stretched out pussy, breastfeeding nipples, stretch marks -- and lives in a mansion probably living a lifestyle that costs close to $500K per month. What kind of au paire earns that dough?

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:38pm

    @11:40 (last) says the pot to the kettle.

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:59pm

    12:53 has a stick up his/her ass

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:56pm

    116 I agree but I do think you need also address that women do the same thing. From my experience many women cheat for an ego boost(same for guys). They love the feeling that there are other people that want them

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 6:21am

    Wow

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:49am

    He's a dipshit. It's called password protect and delete delete delete.

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:23pm

    @4:07 if she did that to me she'd be grabbing her teeth off the floor

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:53pm

    Tell me about it Tiger is ruining it for everyone... the guy I was screwing won't talk to me now because he's afraid his wife will find out.

  • 24 41
    Submitted by FngerBlstr on Sep 15, 10 at 12:19am

    8:55 just put it down

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:21am

    Dude it's a joke. Like I don't support cheating but this is meant to be a joke. No need to have your period.

  • 27 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:17pm

    Just dont date...problem solved now you can have promiscuous sex and have alot better stories to tell on tfln

  • 32 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:29pm

    cheat on ya man ma that's how ya get ahizead

  • 37 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:37pm

    11:37 ur my new best friend. Why do women have rights shyt they are devices created by god for cleanin our homes cookin our food havin sex and makin kids man I tell u they got it good in Africa bitches is broken over there