I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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