What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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