he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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