At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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