Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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