question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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