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  • Submitted by LoveDumpster on Dec 28, 10 at 4:21pm

    Would a carrot, cucumber, banana or zucchini be an appropriate side?

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      Submitted by Bullwinklemoos on Dec 28, 10 at 4:34pm

      The latter three, yes. You can die from carrots, according to 1000 ways to die.

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    Submitted by lightninrod311 on Dec 28, 10 at 5:34pm

    Did she kill it or did it committed suicide...?

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 28, 10 at 9:49pm

      It fought valiantly, but, the enemy kept coming...

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    Submitted by brownthug on Dec 29, 10 at 4:27am

    still trying to figure out the window part

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 29, 10 at 8:10pm

      apartment fire escape and their friend is on another floor?

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    Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 31, 10 at 12:24am

    Come on people its not that hard to figure out.... they were messing around with the window open, after he finished dildoing her he went to gently place it upon the nightstand but instead threw it out the window at the peeping tom in the tree... or it was accidentally knocked/rolled out... either way it broke when it hit the ground... slippery little bastards

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    Submitted by tiipsypiink91 on Dec 28, 10 at 4:24pm

    I love it.

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    Submitted by Thepresident on Dec 28, 10 at 6:03pm

    Anyone else see this and think of said8ED's comment on the suction cup dildo text?

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    Submitted by Thepresident on Dec 28, 10 at 6:03pm

    Anyone else see this and think of said8ED's comment on the suction cup dildo text?

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 3, 11 at 9:53am

    Please do not bring any shit. Bring the bitch a new vibrator--a pocket rocket--and a video camera.

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    Submitted by danicali89 on Dec 30, 10 at 5:06am

    When someone dies, you open a window to let their "soul free". I work in a nursing home and everytime someone dies, the superstitious ladies open windows.

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    Submitted by Iceman86 on Dec 29, 10 at 6:51am

    Window open= smell, just saying.

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    Submitted by imdown on Dec 29, 10 at 11:12am

    Yeah I don't get the window

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    Submitted by norymarshall28 on Dec 28, 10 at 10:46pm

    @Bullwinklemoos\nIn 1000 Ways to Die the chick fucks herself with carrot. So she definitely did not eat it.

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    Submitted by silly_crumpets on Dec 29, 10 at 11:48am

    Maybe the window let in rain, and the vibrator wasn't waterproof.

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    Submitted by shazzamm on May 8, 11 at 1:55pm

    I'm so excited that I know whose text this was. Aww yeah CC