hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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