Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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