I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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