My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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