Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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