...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize