I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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