But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
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I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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