I love black thongs
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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