the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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