My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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