Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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