I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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